" complete and utter "

 [ "a complete and utter wanker" ]

1: Derogatory English slang for one who masturbates i.e. a jerk off.

  * e.g.,  ... That bloke's driving a Range Rover, what a complete and utter wanker 

 [ "Complete and utter cunt" ]

1: Often is a dingle and is found trolling England forums 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Has a fetish for ponies.

  * e.g.,  ... That (Claret Charlie, mel gibson, robbie savage, trevor hemmings) is a complete and utter cunt. 

 [ "It was a complete and utter nightmare" ]

1: What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")

  * e.g.,  ... Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF! Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare. 

 [ "complete and utter dingus" ]

1:  A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed". A stupid object that is not cooperating.

  * e.g.,  ...  Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus. 

 [ "complete and utter fag" ]

1: this guy who posted my name so i have to post back

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey complete and utter fag--I mean, Mike." 

 [ "complete and utter tiz" ]

1: a complete and utter has no final whatsoever and makes you skyrocket in public all the time. it makes you lose and gain chromes in different forms such as arthur.

  * e.g.,  ... woah theres a complete and utter tiz over their. 

 [ "a complete and utter twat" ]

1: Anyone in Manor

  * e.g.,  ... "Everyone in Manor is a complete and utter twat" "Ayyyyeee. Init blud my g" 

 [ "Complete and Utter Awesomeness" ]

1: Just a word that sums up something that is either a) the best b) so amazing you can't find words for it c) awesome

  * e.g.,  ... That concert I went to last night was complete and utter awesomeness. 

 [ "Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on" ]

1: Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.

  * e.g.,  ... Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he? Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock. 

 [ "Complete utter bullshit" ]

1: An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.